TAX TIME: Annual Report 2008
The John Britt Pottery InstituteAnnual Report
After all income and revenue sources were examined and an exhaustive search was undertaken spanning several months and no actual profits were found, in spite of the massive amounts of work that appears to have been completed and discussed on the blog.
The Corporation, although it was not officially characterized as such, was found to be, although not exclusively limited to, a Not- For- Profit Company. But after extensive consultation, numerous conference calls and group team building retreats at exclusive resorts with our useless, incompetent, bungling board of directors and multiple other experts and overpaid management consultants, whose expertise was determined to be navel gazing, self aggrandizement and pocket lining, it was finally determined that this corporation was in fact a NO PROFIT company and would remain so for the foreseeable future.
We have decided to apply for a $3.25 million government stimulus grants for rural manufacturing which includes craft preservation and educational outreach.
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Material Supplies and Ordering: John Britt
Editor and Writer: John Britt
Meal Development and Chef: John Britt
Cook: John Britt
Prep-cook: John Britt
Baker: John Britt
Sous-chef: John Britt
Studio-set –up: John Britt
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Director of Photography: John Britt
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