I'm going to post some C & H wisdom. We could use some:
C: People always make the mistake of thinking art is crated for them. But really, art is a private language for sophisticates to congratulate themselves on their superiority to the rest of the world. As my artist's statement explains, my work is utterly incomprehensible and is therefore full of deep significance.
H: You misspelled "weltanschauung."
C: A good artists statement says more than his art ever does.
[Looks as if C is making puddle art on the sidewalk.)